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The second annual Texas Chapter MnG has been put in the ledger. Sean and Thouraya conceived this shoot-and-BBQ fest last year and I'd been kicking myself for missing it. Wasn't gonna happen this year. Packed up my guns, my ears and my boys and we rolled on down to Austin 4-deep in the only 4-door we had, a salty '98 Mazda with 130K+ on it's factory rims. After a quick stop at the beer store for the aftershootin' party, we showed up at Sean's Rancho Deluxe ready to start pokin' holes and mingle with our fellow rabble and finally put some faces to names.

The Zs know how to throw a party. They invited the right people, brought in the right food, "hired" the best ROs and brought out the most righteous toys. It took 30+ gearheads to even approach Sean's unholy arsenal.

Anyway, without further mumbling, check out the pics. Be sure to scroll to the bottom for the vids...

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My roadtrippers unloading the 'Roided Golfcarts...

Will, Sean, Nate, Mike and Tad setting up St. Dave's Bells.

Onlookers checking out the second wave at the pistol line. Even from 40 yards away, Bob looks 7' tall.

Closeup of the pistol line. Two of the best ROs up front followed by mere mortals. Will watches on to make sure Joseph keeps his toes.

High carb diet. Mike, Martin and Will get in shape with some M4geries.

Despite the badass VEPR, the shirt overgays any manliness in this picture.

School is in session, bishes. All Martin needs for class is an M4, a target and a small dirt clod on the berm.

Luis posing with Jim's sweet shooter. This was his first time around with an AR. No one forgets their first time.

Sean whips out the Class 3s. Here he is showing yours truly how not to hurt anyone in my blaster radius.

Taking aim at the steel plate that killed my Paw.

Full shot of the carbine line making brass piles...

Done for the day. Here's a shot before the carnage...

After, part 1. We may as well have been shooting paintballs at these 1/2" thick plates.

The paper man had to pay. Even shot his gay shoulder pads off...

Shot of the range getting colder and colder and colder...

Shot of Martin's pile. Go grab the snow shovel...

Tad showing off his shottie zebra stripes and farmer's tan...

Ah, the afterparty. The drinking's just begun. Keep on shocking in the free world!

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Sean And His Aug	Luis Ringing Off With A CZ-75	Zed And The Asskicker