**IMPORTANT!**
Please note that I am currently not taking orders, or making knives for that matter!
I will return to the knifemaking world, but as of right now I'm on an extended hiatus. Thanks to everyone for the inquiries; this dusty ol' hack does appreciate it. If you have any questions on any of the knives I've made in the past or simply want to talk knives, guns or the latest Paris fashions, please feel free to drop me a line. The good Lord knows I've never been one to keep my mouth shut!

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06-Nov |
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Yep, still here. Nope, not making knives. Will soon, I hope. Really not a whole lot to add, ‘cept that
life is good and I still have unmolested steel hanging on the racks. One day they’ll be ‘knife-like
objects’, as a certain Kiwi liked to stay. Keep your ears listening to Zero
Knives… LISTEN TO IGGY POP! -- Ram |
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29-April |
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A week later, see the Texas MnG '06 pics HERE. Fun was had by all. Lots of pics and a couple of vids, though some are kinda crap. Other than that, still laying low for now. No cookies coming out of the trees just yet, but they're coming...along with the mysterious t-shirts... -- Ram |
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8-Feb |
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Evenin'! Ram's playing on the left coast this week. He's in LA for work and, while he has intermittent internet access, he pretty much falls in the "out of pocket" category. Ram's having a blast with his family, especially his Ma, who celebrated her birthday on the 7th. Ram also likes this third person thing and may bring it back to Texas with him if customs will allow it. T-shirts are not here yet but I PROMISE they haven't been forgotten. Mrs. Zed had to get a new car so t-shirts are waiting for the bank account to re-solidify. Hell who knows, I may even make a knife before then. :D On a side note, listen to Matisyahu. I've been bumpin' his CD in my uber-gay PT Cruiser rental and it's making me want to convert to Rastafarian Judaism. It's real. Look it up. -- Ram |
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29-Jan |
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Updated the gallery with some gun pr0n. Finally decided to snap some decent pictures on this bitter 72-degree day. :D Also, I've answered a number of e-mails concerning placing orders or stock availability of knives. Please note that I am currently not taking orders and will not do so any time soon. I will post available knives first here and/or the USN. Thank you guys so much for your interest! I sincerely wish I could fulfill your misguided wishes but it doesn't look like that dark day will happen any time soon. Until then, keep on rockin' in the free world. -- |
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11-Jan |
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This is crazy. Thanks so much for the amazing response so far! Looks like this wasn't such a bad idea after all. If you guys have any suggestion or bug fixes, please drop me a note. There are some features I'd like to add but don't quite know how to pull 'em off just yet. T-shirts are coming soon; check the Chilly Bros forum on the USN or this section for any updates. The t-shirt fairy's just waiting for Daddy to get paid. :) -- Zed |
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02-Jan |
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Hey hey, here it is. Enjoy the site, holmes... -- Zed |